Today, Monday, April 6, 2009, I saw the following headlines on nytimes.com:

Gates Budget Plan Reshapes Pentagon’s Priorities
Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates announced a budget that cuts traditional weapons programs while adding resources to fight insurgencies. Fnord!

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Obama Says U.S. Is Not at War With Islam
President Obama said that U.S. relations with the Islamic world would not be centered on opposition to Al Qaeda. Fnord!

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A New Push to Squeeze Defendants
Advocates for the poor are urging other states not to follow Florida in aggressively pursuing those who owe fines. Fnord!